Layoffs Watch '09: Oppenheimer

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About twenty percent of the sales team was booted from Meredith Whitney's Den of Iniquity yesterday. Dismissed employees were apparently given the news while being worked over one last time by W and her spreader y truss bar. Vikram Pandit and the team at Citi are said to be working now on an email that blast that calls Mer and Opp out for being a cesspool of ineptitude.

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