Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

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JP Morgan has "plenty of capital," thank you very much.
And if you people don't stop talking about this nationalization thing, you are going to fuck the whole thing up for us. Someone should just rewrite Basel II, make a nice speech about it and get the hell out of our way. I mean seriously.
Plus, we are the only people lending (to our related entities). So enough with this "you better start lending again" crap. You going to come up here and make me?
Anyhow, are we done yet? I've got some skiing I'd like to do.
JP Morgan says has 'plenty of capital' [Reuters]

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