Robert Jaffe, the so-called "point man" for Ponz. master Bernie Madoff, was supposed to show up to testify this morning before Massachusetts regulators by order of subpoena and didn't. A spokesman for the division kept it simple, telling the Boston Globe, "He's not coming. What happens next is to be determined." Since we know where this is obviously going, at this time, let's just put our heads together and figure out a. how this one's planning on faking his death. and b. who gets found first, Schrenker or Jaffe. Our money's on Bobby.