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Madoff sons, Mark and Andy, are the obvious first guesses, but in this case the answer is fellow fishophile and Andy's new girlfriend, Catherine Hooper. As previously established, Hooper, like the maybe innocent, maybe not M&A spends most of her waking hours fishing and posing. So much so that she was the cover story for a 2001 issue of Fish&Fly, which the magazine supposedly completely coincidentally reprinted as the lead in a "best of" issue distributed last week. I failed to make it through her entire "fantasy," but perhaps you'll be able to get it done. In any event, you know what's after the jump. In related news, the Mark Madoff man-on-fish sex tape should be forthcoming, shot unbeknownst to M-squared by Urban Angler partner Bob Rubin.

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Who Said It?

"Each of us does and says things at one point or another in our lives we regret," [redacted] told TheWrap. "The costume I wore to the fundraiser [in which I appeared in blackface] was one such thing for me." Hopefully you answered James Montgomery, CEO of boutique investment bank Montgomery & Co, as that was the answer we were looking for. Montgomery, whose costume also featured African tribal wear and a stuffed gorilla and was captured on a video released today, continued: "While I can understand that some people may have read something other than what was intended into my wearing that costume to a costume party [at the annual fundraising event for St. Matthew's Parish School], as anyone who knows me would attest, that is not consistent with my beliefs nor is it with who I am," Montgomery added. "I am sick about the false impression it gave. All I can do now is to do what I did then and apologize for any offense I may have caused." Tom Hanks calls fundraiser blackface video 'hideously offensive' [MSNBC]

Who Said It: "For many women, the act of a bowel movement is enshrouded in fear and anxiety."

A) Sigmund Freud B) Sheryl Sandberg C) Charlie Gasparino D) Jamie Dimon's daughter