Madoff sons, Mark and Andy, are the obvious first guesses, but in this case the answer is fellow fishophile and Andy's new girlfriend, Catherine Hooper. As previously established, Hooper, like the maybe innocent, maybe not M&A spends most of her waking hours fishing and posing. So much so that she was the cover story for a 2001 issue of Fish&Fly, which the magazine supposedly completely coincidentally reprinted as the lead in a "best of" issue distributed last week. I failed to make it through her entire "fantasy," but perhaps you'll be able to get it done. In any event, you know what's after the jump. In related news, the Mark Madoff man-on-fish sex tape should be forthcoming, shot unbeknownst to M-squared by Urban Angler partner Bob Rubin.

My Fantasy [PDF]