Are You Bitches Happy With This Bitch?

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You can't swing a former BSD these days without hearing about how "the markets" got their "hopes up" about what was going to come out of the government and once the Treasury/White House/Fed opened its collective trap the apparently overly sensitive "markets" got their rainbow and pony hopes dashed to the wind and boo hoo, watch as we cry about it. Today one crucial aspect of the gov's plan has been revealed, and with T-15 minutes to go til the close, let's see if it lived up to all your dreams, or if you've been once again disappointed and are going to proceed to act out and throw a temper tantrum over it. Details of the big reveal after the jump.


After much anticipation-- will it be a Golden Retriever? A shitzu? A gay Pomeranian? A yellow Lab?-- the Obama's have decided: they're going with a Portugeuese Water dog.

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