Fry, Fishies, Fry!

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The Congresscrazies have finished voting, and we're back.
Rep. Walter Jones has three points:
1. The image of the banking industry is as low as its ever been.
2. You people need to show some compassion.
3. FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHEN YOU LEAVE HERE TODAY.DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TO FREE CREDIT.
Rep who's name I missed: How many of you have performed community outreach?
Blankfein: We're not an originator, we're a servicer. Our servicer has reached out and been very forgiving.
Dimon: We work very hard to contact anyone who we think might have a problem; if i have to, I'll go door to door.
Kelly: [smugly] We don't do mortgages.
Lewis: We take 85k calls a day.
Logue: We are not in the mortgage biz.
Mack: We're barely in the mortgage biz, but we do try to help.
Pandit: We're in your homes, modifyin' your mortgages. We're not waiting for fire alarms to go off, we've installed mortgage detectors. Did we start the fire? I'd rather not say.
Stumpf: We talk to people early and often.

In a move that has got to chap Barney Frank's hide, C-SPAN has stopped airing the hearing. It's on CNBC, but being talked over. By all means, continue to air your grievances below, but we're going to take this as our cue to mosey on out of here. If Capuno and Maxine Waters decide to perform a duet, let us know.

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