Mackettes: Leave The 27/32k, Take The Cannoli?

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Re: John Mack's offer last week to Morgan Stanley IBD analysts: apparently the buyout options were put on the table for second and thirds only, the deal being $27,000 and $32,000, respectively, to walk away from the Lebanese Lothario. Supposedly, they've got ten days to make a decision, ahead of the bank's additional round of cuts. Knowing how indecisive the MS'ers can be, and that the number of other firms offering free desserts is few and far between, this is going to be a tough one. So let's lend a hand:

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