I don't know if I ever told you guys about this but I've got this game I like to play with myself sometimes called "Middle-aged fraudster Or Pre-Teen Princess?" Occasionally I get tripped on trick questions, the answers of which turn out to be "confused adolescent boy" but my track record's prettay prettay prettay good. Basically I'm kind of a pro at this, bested only by Larry Robbins, who's like crazy good. Today, though, I have to swallow my pride and tell you that I straight-up failed this one. Answer: "[They spent their allowance on] ponies and an $80,000 collectible teddy bear."
Question: "Who are Paul Greenwood and Stephen Walsh?"