Children. What are they good for? Doing your bidding and exacting your revenges, that's what! Naked Shorts brings us the delightful news that Sandra Manzke, she of Maxam Capital Management LLC, which lost a lil' money under Madoff, has put her son to work. Manzke Jr. is now selling Sleazeballs-- golf balls bearing Bernie-boy's mug-- for your whacking pleasure. Get your hands on a set today.