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Swiss Miss

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As we reported to you last week, Bloomberg has now managed to sniff out the fact that UBS is slurping up private wealth management professionals for large signing bonuses (which may or may not have a draw component), even as they let the IB group die on the vine.

UBS AG, the Swiss bank under investigation for allegedly helping wealthy Americans evade taxes, hired more than 200 brokers in the U.S. in the fourth quarter as it sought to counter client defections.
UBS hired a team of five in Dallas from Goldman Sachs Group Inc. with $4 billion under management, and a group of the same number from Morgan Stanley in Houston with $2.1 billion in assets, Karina Byrne, a spokeswoman for the Zurich-based bank, said in an interview yesterday.
The largest Swiss bank lured employees by offering signing bonuses of as much as 260 percent of the revenue the brokers brought in over the previous 12 months, said two people with knowledge of the matter who declined to be identified. By contrast, Merrill Lynch & Co. brokers were offered up to 100 percent of the revenue they brought in to stay following the sale to Bank of America Corp.
"It was one of the more aggressive deals that we've ever seen in this industry," said Rick Peterson, the president of Rick Peterson & Associates, a recruitment firm in Houston.

When it comes to hiring (and firing) practices, the Swiss have a downright passive aggressive streak. Of course, in this case, stuck behind the politically difficult prospect of paying IB and their ilk contractually required bonuses in this climate and pleading poverity while "investing in the future" which do you think they are picking?
We think this a good move by UBS (not the screw your employees part, the build for the future part). Certainly, the events of the last 6 months will create a lot of "high net worth churn" and UBS wants to be at the front of the line when things resurrect. Having correctly identified the massively leveraged balance sheet and securitization markets (both smack of IB) as a broken model, the new goal is access to assets and deposits and to capture them now, when they are cheap and in flux.
We'll just see how that works out.
UBS Hired Brokers in U.S. With 'Super-Sized' Bonuses [Bloomberg]


Carl Levin is Seriously Pissed at the Swiss

Senator Carl “Shitty Deal” Levin has blasted the Swiss government withholding the names of withholding the names of certain UBS clients suspected of opening Swiss bank accounts to evade U.S. taxes. The Swiss lower house voted today to reject a U.S.-Swiss treaty that would have turned over about 4.450 out of the 52,000 UBS clients the Uncle Sam suspects of tax evasion.