Write-Offs: 02.17.09

$$$ Would you like to Smash-A-Madoff? [The Deal]
$$$ Unemployed? Here's where to drink during the day. [Unemployment Party]
$$$Tycoon's beauty contest for his five mistresses ends in tragedy - when spurned woman drives him and four rivals off a cliff [Daily Mail]
$$$ So THIS is Why the ABS Market is So Screwed [1-2]