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You Can't Hurt Us, Ken Lewis

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Because we're already dead inside. But no, seriously, while it is deeply upsetting that former Countrywide CEO and current Bank of America window-washer Angelo Mozilo will no longer be able to log-on to this here site from the comfort of your desktop, as Dealbreaker was blocked at BAC as of 2:30PM today, a mobile version of DB is being rolled out shortly, and we had the foresight to buy the lil' fella an iPhone for his birthday. That's all, and good luck with your firings.
PS: If this was an "accident," like asking the Bank of Amerillwiders who landed in the Hudson to hand over the reimbursed money from US Airways, let us know and it's all good.


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