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You Will Listen To Every Damn Word He Has To Say

Pretty sure even he's bored of this topic by now, but, for the purposes of appearances, Attorney General Andrew Cuomo (seen here in this year's school photo), is still rattling his sabre in the general direction of Merrill and its bonuses. Still at issue is the matter of MER paying employees earlier than usual, before Ken Lewis et al could take a whack at them, and now, an intern at the AG's office has uncovered this:

Merrill Lynch paid out bonuses of more than $1 million to 696 people last year.

Cuomo Cites Big Bonuses At Merrill [NYT]


You'll Have To Excuse Brian Moynihan If He Feels The Urge To Jerk The Wheel Into A God Damn Bridge Abutment Every Time He Drives Down The Road

The Bank of America chief's internal monologue right now is probably going something like "Forget it, I quit, I can’t do this anymore, man. My head’s about to explode. My whole life sucks! I don’t know what I’m doing, I don’t know where I’m going. We just killed Bambi and I’m out here getting my ass kicked!"