AIG (i.e. You) Paying For Those Fish And Chips, BTW

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I sincerely hope no one's blown their load on the AIG bonus payout scandale just yet-- there's still so much more to work yourselves into an aneurysm-resulting tizzy over. Erin Burnett reports that among the $165 million in trash bags of money, personally delivered door to door by Ed Liddy, a significant amount of taxpayer cash is being stuffed in the mouths of employees based in London (i.e. these guys).

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