And He Was Even Going To Throw In Some Mix Tapes And Free Yoga Lessons, Too!


Well, you bitches missed your chance. You had the opportunity to sleep where Dan Loeb hath slept and you blew it. The Jewish Rambo's townhouse at 7 MacDougal Alley has been sold, to an unknown buyer (Griffin?) for $5 million, down from the original $7.85 million asking price. (Loeb and his family remain safely ensconced in their $45 million penthouse at 15 Central Park West.) And that's all I have to say about that.
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