Breaking: Bulls Rejoice! Uptick Rule To Return!

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Yes yes, we are going to slow down these nasty bears and put them back in their place. CNBC just flashed the quip from Barney "King of the Hill" Frank that the beloved uptick rule will be the law of the land again "in a month."
Yay for our side!
Update: Dodd jumps on the bandwagon.