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Get Out There And Make Something Of Yourself

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This is admittedly a little under the wire, but if you're sans job/will to live today, perhaps consider participating in an event for your kind going down at Tompkins Square Park, circa 1pm. It's called the Unemployment Olympics and only those who can prove they've been canned will be allowed to get in on the action. RVSP to organizer Nick Goddard here. Guessing you should do that rightnow, and then commence raising your blood alcohol level to the state that'll get you through things like the "Fax machine toss."