Just to make sure, you know, no one gets any ideas after the Elven Safecracker convinced world markets that the United States might maybe perhaps abandon the dollar, Congresswoman Michele Bachmann parachutes in to the rescue.
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has introduced legislation that would "bar the dollar from being replace [sic] by any foreign currency."
Ah, yes. The Special Drawing Rights concept. What exactly does Bachmann have against the Chinese, we wonder. Someone should get to the bottom of this. Of course, the only candidate remotely qualified is the new, post extreme-makeover Maxine Waters.
Bachmann bill would ban global currency [The Hill's Blog Briefing Room]