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Madoff Brother's Lawyer: My Client Most Likely Can't Even "Afford A MetroCard"

And with the fare hike, he fo sho won't be able to swing it! Peter Madoff, brother and colleague of Bernie was denied an appeal to not have his assets frozen today, though god love this family, it wasn't for a lack of trying. According to Pedro's lawyer Charles Spada, Ponzi Boy's bro "can't spend a dime, can't take a subway ride, can't buy a loaf of bread, can't [cough , cough] pay his attorneys...I don't know that he can afford a MetroCard." Hopefully he'll be able to rely on the kindness of sister-in-law Ruth, who, for now, can still cover the Jarlsberg, home in Palm Beach, and costume jewels.