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Madoff Taking Page From Moz's Play(a)book?

That's what Cityfile is thinking, per the drastically darker hue the Ponz master's been sporting of late. Mind you, however, to worship at the alter of Angelo, one must subscribe to a round the clock regime of fake sun and fake sun only, and this strikes us as the work of Palm Beach. Since he's more resourceful than your average criminal, and it's entirely poss he stole away for a few days during the Great Hannukah Heist of '08, that's what we're betting on. In related news, here are the full list of charges.