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Madoff Victims Thrown Bone

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A gaggle of "investors" ripped off by Bernie are set to air their grievances during this morning's hearing (t-10 minutes!), telling US District Judge Denny Chin whether or not the court should a) accept a guilty plea from the defendant and b) whether or not Ponzi Boy should be remanded or released back into the wilds of house arrest. We're prettay prettay pretty sure what they're going to say but! Perhaps this'll have the now-destitute individuals changing their tune.

Our travel spies on the posh island of Anguilla report that Kamique -- a boutique sea-front development -- is now offering a "Madoff" discount on their four- to six-bedroom villas.
Investors who've lost cash with Madoff can tan away their sorrows thanks to 20 to 30 percent price cuts at Kamique (above) if they can prove their losses. Only one person needs to have been swindled for the entire booking party to enjoy!
Reserve up to seven nights and rates are reduced by 20 percent; over a week at they're cut by 30 percent. The deal comes on top of Kamique's already existing "economy-appropriate" prices: Eight person/four-bedroom villas start at $2,450 per night; 12 person/six-bedrooms villas from $2,940 per night.

You can thank him later.