Not Making That Mistake Again

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"Listen people. I don't want to see anymore nonsense over crazy bonuses. I want you people going over compensation with a fine tooth comb. If Suzie Whatsherface in HR is giving out Girl Bears for the employees of the month, I want to know what the list price on those is. If there is a training video being shown for free during "Sensitivity Week," I want to know what the production cost on that film was and why employees aren't buying admission tickets. If there is some sort of parking validation scheme, I want to know the discount rate. C'mon, people. Get it together."
Fed Chief Calls for Scrutiny of Financial Pay [The New York Times]

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