Retirement Agreeing With Joseph Cassano
Sure, ABC News reports that AIG's most famous alum is probably going to be brought up on federal fraud charges for his role in kind of bringing the company down. And yeah, when asked for comment on the sitch, he sort of acts like a dick, being all, "I don't want to talk about it." But the fact of the matter remains: Cassano, once a regular Jon Lovitz doppelgänger is looking better than ever! He's definitely lost some lbs, and there just seems to be a certain joie de vivre going on around him. Perhaps it's the daily bike rides? That's what we're thinking. Unfortunately, the new look will probably work against Joe C, once he's placed in a federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.