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The Dealbreaker Chronicle Of Vending Machine Challenges: Q1 2009 Update

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Date: May 29, 2008
Aspirant: Tim "T-Bone"
Firm: FTN
Type: Traditional Vending Machine Challenge
Time: 8 Hours
Result:Failure - 27 of 35 items consumed.
Excuse: None offered.

Date: August 22, 2008
Aspirant: Unknown
Firm: Unknown
Type: Traditional Vending Machine Challenge
Time: 3 hours 56 minutes
Excuse: Borderline Sodium-Induced Seizure
Date: November 13, 2008
Aspirant: Unknown
Firm: Unknown
Type: Traditional Vending Machine Challenge
Time: Unknown
Result:Failure - 24 of 36 items consumed.
Excuse: "The apple pie was just too much."
Date: March 6, 2009
Aspirant: Unknown
Firm: Wachovia
Type: Cat Food (Wet) 3x Cans
Time: 30 Minutes
Result:Victory! (Completed in allotted time without vomiting).
Victory Enabled By: The use of hot sauce.
The Dealbreaker Chronicle of Vending Machine Challenges
Wachovia Mans Up, We Throw Up


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