Write-Offs: 03.03.09

$$$ Inside the Bear Stearns Boiler Room [Fortune]
$$$ Shocking Target Trubs [Bloomberg]
$$$Anal_yst has some thoughts. [1-2]
$$$ Random editorial query: are you or is anyone you know flipping the fuck out and, in preparation for the apocalypse, buying guns, bigger safes, building panic rooms, etc? Someone wants to speak to you, so get in touch.