So, you know how everyone's steaming mad over AIG bailouts and bonuses and breasts (little known fact: a certain AIG-FP exec's wife got her new and improved rack on the company dime. True story). You know what might get the masses even more enraged? If we dug up some guy with an admittedly sad story and exploited him in the name of justice! Like John Woodson, a "blind amputee [who 's] had to fight AIG for a new plastic leg [and] wheel chair." But this is just the beginning. Did AIG shoot your three-legged puppy (stricken with leukemia at the time)? Did it send over a bunch of employees to gang-bang your Holocaust-surviving grandmother? Let us know.