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Dealbreaker: Fair And Balanced

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We recognize that, contrary to Muffie's views on the matter, not every Dealbreaker reader is a Muffie Benson-Perella fan. You, dissenters, deserve a voice too. We have a soft spot, you see, for contrarians. And so, we are going to give you that voice. We at Dealbreaker are pleased, therefore, to announce, the introduction of the "Stuff The Muff" Anti-Muffie Benson-Perella Coffee Mug.
Emblazoned prominently with Muffie's ritual Monday morning in-office cocaine and vodka binge recovery process, it is the prefect way to remind yourself that there are characters more wretched than you in the morning. Much more wretched. You may not be an anti-capitalist, but that doesn't prevent you from showing your anti-Muffie colors with pride (and with the caption "Screw Muffie Benson-Perella.")

Supplies may be limited, but be assured they will be less limited than Muffie's LTCM meltdown mugs.