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Happy Birthday, Ashley Dupré!

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That's right, ladies, our favorite governor bangin' prostie turns 24 today! Since the noted hooker fucker is most likely not sending her a gift (the brute), we'll just have to step up to the plate for him. Suggestions as to what she might like would be greatly appreciated (money's no object). In the shorter term, we wanted to deliver a cake but, unfortunately, don't have an address for the working girl's place of business at the moment. Bad for Ash D but good for you! We've decided to send the frosting originally intended for the birthday girl to one lucky recipient. Please nominate yourself or someone you think is deserving of the treat now, and consider those candles blown!