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Jimmy Cayne Still Holding Out For Something Better

No more waking up at noon to reposition himself on the couch for the remainder of the day-- Dick Fuld now has a legit reason to get out of bed in the morning! Deal Journal reports the old boy has found gainful employment at Matrix Advisors, joyous news his assistant (E to the C?) wasted no time disseminating late last Friday. Thinking of sending congratulatory flowers or Gorilla masks? You can find Big D at 780 Third Ave.