JPMorgan May Be Better Than Its Peers But That's Not Good Enough For Mike Mayo
Maybe that sort of shit would fly with, I don't know, Meredith Whitney, but not with this guy. Dimon should count himself lucky it requires too much effort on Mike's part to unshackle the Mayo Jar, which is kept taped down during the day so as not to scare small children who are at eye-level with it, otherwise he'd be in the awkward position of having to tell people how his teeth got knocked out.