Prison Prep: Shana Madoff Learning The (Soap On A) Ropes

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Peter's wondering how he'll survive on only $10,000 a month, Ruth's jewelry shopping in Palm Beach and Andy and Mark Madoff are most likely off on a 6 month fishing trip funded by gal pal Bob Rubin, but at least one member of Ponzi Nation is facing facts. Shana Madoff, niece of Bernie and wife of former SEC employee Eric Swanson, has apparently started getting worried about the matter of having "signed a lot of documents" in her role as a Madoff Securities compliance officer, which may result in some orange jump suit time. Resourceful girl she is, Shanala's enlisted the services of the highly recommended Larry Levine, founder of Wall Street Prison Consultants, which, for $850, gives white collar criminals a "wake-up call" on how to act behind bars and secure early releases. Shana is said to have enrolled in Fed101, a course that covers, among other things:

(For our future WCC readers looking for something a little more in-depth, consider Incarceration Optimization, a 100-hour program that'll set you back 20-large but'll probably be money well spent).

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