You see those golden locks at left? You think they come natural? You think they come easy? The answers are no and no and now, they're not going to come at all. In a move that has got to hurt, Ruth McMadoff has been barred from the Pierre Michael Salon. The decision apparently came down to the fact that PM services many former Madoff clients who were taken for a ride by Ruth's main man, making the staff feel "uncomfortable" with her presence. Now she'll have to find some second rate establishment to do her roots for $125 a pop (and up), which isn't even really that much, though girlfriend is supposed to be destitute so, you know.