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Stanford Financial Employees Encouraged To Send "Get-Well Soon" E-Mails And Flowers To Allen Stanford By Ponzier's Future Mother-in-Law

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The following email has been circulating among Stanford Financial employees, purportedly sent by the mother of Sir Stan's fiancé, Andrea Stoelker. Apparently the tearful Stanford is "heartbroken" over everything that's happened (mostly the matter of being robbed of his rightful place on Forbes' richest list), and hasn't stopped crying since being interviewed outside a bar in Houston a few weeks back. Now, more than ever, he needs your strength. Send words of encouragement to, and pipe bombs to whatever happens to be the address of the SEC, the pigs who did this to him, and who cost you your jobs.

Stanford Employees [PDF]