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Teach... Your Children Well

Yes, the Charles Manson "Teach Kids To Make Friends," program was a miss... true, the GM "Health Care Benefits Administration," program was poorly attended, and yes, yes, we know that Geithner School of Tax Preparation was a flop, but we really think we've got a winner this time:

Citigroup Inc. Friday sent out a press release proudly announcing its participation in Teach Children to Save Day.
"Citi volunteers make learning fun, incorporating hands-on scenarios and real-life experiences into lessons that explain the basics of saving, how interest makes money grow, how to create a budget and how to distinguish needs from wants," the press release says, without so much as a hint of irony.

Citi to teach children about finance [The Deal]



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