Thomas Weisel: Get Your Asses To The Office (PS WFC Sucks)

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So, I realize that intolerance is a problem at all that jazz, but the below email is pretty global in its distaste for organized religion. And though it's sort of prickish, 'cause I'm sure you're all working as hard as you can, in spite of ourselves, we kind of dig it, in a tough love kind of way. Moving forward, we're going to suggest it be used as a form letter for anyone dealing with slacking employees. Swap out WFC for your bitch bank of choice (BAC, C, whatever you fancy. Ladies' choice).

From: [redacted]
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 10:38 AM
To: [redacted group]-Investment Banking
Everyone below the MD level --
We are an investment bank. Unless you are an orthodox something, please get into the office. We are getting paid minimum wage for a reason -- we are not making money, which is hard to do from home.
Join Wells Fargo and become a teller if you want to take bank holidays.
[redacted]
Managing Director
Investment Banking
Thomas Weisel

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