Totally Unfounded Rumor Of The Day: Stressing The Safecracker

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A reader writes in, attaching photographic evidence: "Am I the only one who has noticed that Tim is increasingly bearing the tell-tale flushed cheeks of a witness who has been indulging in a bit of liquid courage before testifying? And he always seems to hit a wall after about 90 to 120 minutes, as if its time for another shot or two. Am I way off here? He never used to look this flushed. Not even when talking about his taxes."
We remain unconvinced. Maxine Waters puts the color in our cheeks even when we are separated from her by a thousand miles and the thickness of glass on our flat panel.
What say you, Dealbreaker?

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