CNBC's interviewing people on the street who think it's a "Fairy Godmother" which is hilar, but let's get serious and figure out who the anonymous donor is that's gifted at least 13 women-run universities with nearly $70 million. Erin Callan doesn't have the cash on hand, and while he considers himself a ladies man, and would love a free pass to walk into any freshman dorm and start hocking his product to nubile coeds, Jimmy Cayne smoked all his charitable donations over spring break. So, who is it? George Soros? Female and fag* aficionado Jim Simons? You tell us.
*Cigarettes, people. Cigarettes.