Are You Listening, Tim Geithner?

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You could probably find a lot of people who are against bailouts but this morning the most unintentionally hilarious one is Craig T. Nelson. Coach went on Glenn Beck last night to promote this message. He's pretty steaming mad about all this ("I'm just sick and tired of it"), and you know what he's going to about it? Stop paying his taxes, that's what. Whether or not they see eye-to-eye on the whole bailout nation situation, T. Geith's ears will surely perk up when it's put that way.
Beck: Are you saying you personally won't pay income tax anymore?
Nelson: I'm really thinking about it, Glenn. As a fiscally responsible grandfather, there are programs they're asking me to fund that I refuse to fund. They should be allowed to go bankrupt! We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on food stamps and welfare,* anyone bail me out? No. I'm just SO SICK AND TIRED OF IT. I'm sick and tired of it!
*When was this?

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