Now that Bernie Watch is old news, we have to move on. Luckily for us, there's plenty more fast-food of the rich and indicted fodder available. For example:
House arrest isn't too harsh for dirty lawyer Marc Dreier, who's out of jail on $10 million bail under armed guards until his sentencing in July. Dreier claims to be so broke that he used his son Spencer's bar mitzvah money to pay for food for the last three months. But sources say he regularly orders miniburgers as takeout from pricey Le Cirque, downstairs from his $5.4 million One Beacon Court apartment.
We could go for some good miniburgers actually. Or you could just send us some bar mitzvah money. (We assume the victim of that little theft is in the attached photo above).
Taste of Freedom [The New York Post]