House Of Dimon For Sale

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That's right, ladies, act quickly 'cause just like our boy toy CEO of choice, this hot piece of (real estate) ass(et) will not stay on the market for long. Jamie and his wife Judith are looking to unload their home in Chicago's Gold Coast neighborhood, where they lived during the Bank One years. For $10.5 million you'll get 15,700 square feet, 26 rooms, a 900 square foot rooftop terrace, and the stench of Black Widow wafting from the closet Jimmy Cayne's been squatting in for the last year, unbeknownst to JD.

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