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You just cost me six thousand dollars, Steve!

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Listen ladies, it's a beautiful day and I don't want to be here anymore than you do. I gave you Charlie Gasparino's vagina, now you give me something. I want you to take three to watch this clip, get off book and then go recite the monologue that just might get you the career advancement you've been looking for to someone higher on the food chain, without warning or explanation. Then walk out of the room or bathroom stall you kicked open to get the job done, and tell me how it went.

For those of you slow on the uptake, the lines I'm talking about are this:

You stupid fucking cunt. You, I'm talking to you shithead. You just cost me six thousand dollars. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it...asshole? Who ever told you that you could work with MEN? I don't care whose nephew you are or whose dick you're sucking on. You're fairy!

What's in it for you? Get a load of these:

That's right, these bad boys were delivered to the Dealbreaker office this week and they can be yours, if you're willing to man up and have some fun for my personal amusement. Get cracking.


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