First off: damn Bernie Madoff to hell, for stealing D.Rat's thunder. If it were not for that Ponzi loving fuck, all eyes would have been on this majestic talking head at his first day on the new job, and not over at CNBC where someone's former colleagues were probably giddy over the fact that everyone forgot about the significance of this day in history. Second, thank you to a certain prostie banging former Love Gov for demonstrating a little loyalty. Apparently getting you guys to make the jump from one GE-owned network to another is going to be harder than D.Rat thought, but he's willing to work for it. What do you want? Dupre guesting? Macke fluffing? Dirt on K.Fine? He'll do anything. Name your price.