How Many Of You Took A Personal Day* Friday?
Not saying, just saying, it definitely sounds like Team Financial Services Hacks was well represented what with the public drunkenness (Bank of America, Morgan Stanley), you sucks (CNBC), and fat shaming (Citi).
Beer-sodden fans and rain combined for an ugly finish to a long day of golf yesterday, with Tiger Woods and other golfers subjected to drunken heckling as the action at Bethpage Black came to a close.
At 6:42 p.m., dozens of drunken spectators at Hole 10 taunted Woods as he prepared to start his third round in the rain.
"We're on Long Island, baby, where men are men!" one fan yelled. "Put that umbrella down!"
A little earlier, drunken fans at the seventh hole shouted at golfers, "This Bud's for you!" On the ninth fairway, drunks called out "you suck" to players while spectators on the other side booed the hecklers.
*Or what the disgraced and unemployed CEO's in the audience would just call a "day." The LI quote certainly sounds like it could've come from Jimmy C, hammered or not.
