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Lisa Falcone Explains Dressing Like A School Girl Of Perceived Loose Morals

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This is just a bit of housekeeping but in response to Fixed Income's query as to why Phil Falcone's wife was dressed, in FI's words, in a "slutty school girl outfit with heels and socks" at the opening of the High Line* a couple weeks back, the Harbinger founder's wife had this to say, via the Times:

If she wears Fogal ankle socks with her Hermès high heels -- as she did to Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg's news conference at the opening of the High Line earlier this month -- it's because she is busy with her 4-year-old twin girls, she said, and lacks time for a pedicure.

Happy? Hopefully you'll now get off the woman's ass. (Sadly Lisa "Dime Piece" Falcone proffered no explanation for the outfit at left, though, really, is one necessary?)
*The couple generously donated $10 million to the project.
Photo credit: NYM


Lisa Maria Falcone Had A Less Than Great Labor Day Weekend

It's no secret that one of our favorite hedge fund wives is Lisa Maria Falcone. Whether she's imploring bitches to throw their hands in air, hiring little people for her twin daughters' birthday party, spooning her pet pig, or simply flitting about town in outfits that go from gladiator chic to deconstructed "Like A Virgin," the woman is her own special brand of fabulous. LMF started keeping a considerably lower profile once her husband Phil's hedge fund hit a streak of bad luck though we always knew she'd be back. Unfortunately, we'd hoped the woman who does what she wants, haters of the Upper East Side be damned, would return with the news her production company was putting the finishing touches on Wilbur Falcone's debut album and not this: 2:25 p.m., 48-year-old Lisa Marie Falcone of Manhattan crashed her vehicle at the corner of Montauk Highway and Hayground Road in Bridgehampton, police said. She was found to be to be under the influence of alcohol and prescription medication, police said. Falcone...was charged with driving while intoxicated. Listen, lady: Throwing back a few cocktails when your closet is having two-for-one happy hour is one thing but getting loaded up on booze and pills and going for a drive is quite another. You could have hurt someone or yourself and then Phil would've had to raise Wilbur on his own. Is that what you want? 2 Charged With DWI Crashes in Hamptons [Long Island Press, mugshot via BI]