Now that he's finally been charged, only about 5 years after the Ponzi scheme was alleged, we've got two questions. The first, which you'd think we wouldn't have to ask but the precedent set by the Maestro himself, Bernie-boy, dictates we must is, will Stanford get locked up nowish or get to go home and plan his escape?
The second prison tats. What phrase or illustration do we think Sir Stan should get inked, and where? Is he a forearm or a tramp stamp guy?