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Next Up For Allen Stanford

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Now that he's finally been charged, only about 5 years after the Ponzi scheme was alleged, we've got two questions. The first, which you'd think we wouldn't have to ask but the precedent set by the Maestro himself, Bernie-boy, dictates we must is, will Stanford get locked up nowish or get to go home and plan his escape?

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The second prison tats. What phrase or illustration do we think Sir Stan should get inked, and where? Is he a forearm or a tramp stamp guy?