This Is Why You Just Got Fired From Barclays

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As previously noted, "massive" layoffs affecting equities at all levels went down at Barclays yesterday, and, supposedly, the cuts will continue until next Friday and be "rather substantial." Some of you wondered what the deal with that was, as it seems like this is the 10th round of axings at the bank. The answer is simple: the Brits needed to free up some cash to have a subway stop named after them, which has always been a dream of Bob Diamond. If all goes according to plan, in exchange for $4 million, the Atlantic Avenue, Pacific Street and Flatbush Avenue station in downtown Brooklyn will bear the Barclays name, sort of, though not exclusively. It will be called the Barclays' Atlantic-Pacific (having the thing all to themselves would've cost extra). Since the Brits are obviously creating a hot new trend in which banks will scramble to have their name stamped on not very desirable MTA stops, where might we suggest Citi stick Vikram's face? And where would Bank of America feel most at home? Think about this long and hard as some of you, in lieu of being canned, will be redeployed to your firm's choice of platform to dance for cash.

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