UBS To Return To Profitability One Chafed Ass, Pile Of Garbage At A Time

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UBS apparently sent out a memo last Friday eliminating the majority of its trash cans. Previously, they had mini-wastebaskets at each desk and now only one can per floor. And speaking of cans-- an unhappy employee notes the Swiss have "downgraded to single ply TP."