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Chris Dodd Is Not Well

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The Senator has "been diagnosed with early-stage prostate cancer." Dodd, who will be operated on soon, told reporters that he has no plans to quit his job and that he feels fine (and, as a warning, noted that one out of every six men you know will be afflicted with a similar condition, so watch out). We wish him a speedy recovery, and on the off chance the Senator needs a little pick me up, we'll be dispatching one to Connecticut this afternoon, once a candy striper outfit is procured.