Goldman Sachs: No Plans To Give Up Commercial Bank Designation


Charlie Gasparino reported that bit of news earlier, though what strikes us as most amusing is CNBC's absolute shock that Goldman Sachs deigned to speak with Chaz.


Goldman Sachs Loves Citigroup's Plan To Fire Everyone

This Mike Corbat guy is some kind of genius.

Goldman Sachs Wants To Be Your Friend

And to show how serious it is about being your friend, here, have a macrame bracelet.