The Power Lunch gang was lamenting the fact that modern porn lacks compelling storylines, thanks to the internet and its log-on and jerk it smut (gone are the days of spank flicks that would start "Mark Haines walks on to the set of Squawk on the Street. His teleprompter is busted. All of a sudden, there's a knock at the door. "Did someone call for a repairman," Charlie Gasparino asks). In the interest of research, is Melissa Lee the first CNBC'er you think of when you think of porn?